There are still plenty facets of our society that women are largely absent from. I really don't know what to chalk it up to, but I'll leave all that abstract thought for womens studies majors and sociologists. In the meantime I have constructed a short list of areas where I would like to see more participation from women.
Garbagemen I really think there need to be more women challenging their mind, body and soul in the ever growing waste disposal industry. Sure, there might be a few women here and there working as secretarys in the corporate offices, but thats not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about women conducting fieldwork with their male counterparts, slugging it out in dumpsters, landfills and porta-johns. I think if I woke up in the morning to get the paper and saw a woman garbage collector hopping out of a garbage truck I'd probably give her a high five and ask her out on a date. Plenty of men go out and do girly things all the time. I see male nurses and dudes wearing girls pants everyday and I've even seen a few men cry, so there is no excuse as to why they get to sit around not engaging in man business.
Rape Yup, women need to get out there and start raping dudes. It's funny how everyone gets in a tizzy when some hot schoolteacher decides she wants to bang a ten year old. That shit is fucking weak sauce. If women had any balls they would be sodomizing those kids with huge rubber dildos, not making love to them in the backseat of a car after gym class. I don't know any kid who would ever complain about that, the lovemaking that is...not the dildo part. On top of that, the fact that women haven't contributed much to the "rape" scene really makes us men look pretty damn bad. When people think of rape, they think of some roided out, frat guy, Vin Diesel looking dude taking advantage of a chick to impress his drunk buddies.
This stereotype should be shared between both genders equally. I'm tired of being seen as a dominating force holding back the womens movement. Women need to start sharing some of the rape responsibility instead of leaving it up to guys like me. I've never raped anyone before, but it can't be all that hard. In todays super technological society you can just drop a pill in somebodys drink and have your way with them. You don't need to dress in all black and corner a defenseless person in a parking garage anymore, nope, it's a different ballgame now. With that said, the playing field has been leveled for women to start raping dudes with a higher success rate, and there is no excuse for the statistics to stay male slanted anymore.
Farting When was the last time you were on a date with a hot chick and you ended up having to hold in a fart the whole time? This happens all too often because farting in front of a girl on the first date makes you look pretty unsophisticated. Well, if more women were farting on the first date, it would take some of the pressure off of us. It's no secret that women don't fart very often, at least, not in the types of situations that guys do. I'm sure if you walked into a womans bathroom during the office lunchbreak and recorded what was going on in there, you'd hear some pretty outlandish shit that could probably be used as sound effects for the next Eli Roth horror flick.
There is one problem though, most men aren't brave enough to do something like that because it would melt our brain. Ya see, the male species is largely in denial about women farting and pooping. This is why women need to start blasting ass regularly, instead of being so uptight about it. It would be scary at first, but eventually we would get used to it, and it would get rid of all the awkward squirming we go through on dates. Women, if you ever see a dude sitting at a table across from you sweating profusely with a "General Patton-esque warface" on, it isn't because the dinner sucks, its because hes trying to hold in a fart. And ladies, it's all for you.
Video GamesWomen need to start playing more video games, not so they can get good at them, but so they stop asking us retarded fucking questions about what is going on. Has anyone ever played a video game with a group of girls in the room? It's like being the teacher during an 8th grade sex ed class, only instead of getting asked where the penis goes and if blowjobs cause pregnancy it's stuff like: Ya so why can that dude fly? Why aren't you dying, you've been shot like 10 times? I'm not saying all women do this, but I've definitely had similiar experiences.